Geburtsdatum | Montag, 03. November 1952 |
Geburtsort | Salt Lake City |
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Beschreibung | Roseanne Cherrie Barr (* 3. November 1952 in Salt Lake City, Utah) ist eine US-amerikanische Komikerin, Schauspielerin, Moderatorin, Autorin, Produzentin und Politikerin. Bekannt wurde sie insbesondere durch die Sitcom Roseanne (1988–1997, 2018). |
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
