Geburtsdatum | Donnerstag, 29. April 1954 |
Geburtsort | Brooklyn |
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Beschreibung | Jerome Allen „Jerry“ Seinfeld (* 29. April 1954 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York) ist ein US-amerikanischer Stand-up Comedian, Schauspieler, Drehbuchautor, Produzent und Autor. Bekannt wurde er vor allem durch die erfolgreiche, nach ihm benannte Sitcom Seinfeld, die von 1989 bis 1998 auf NBC lief. In der Serie war er Hauptdarsteller, Drehbuchautor und Executive Producer. |
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
I love being a dad. I just love it.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
