Dennis Miller

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I rant, therefore I am.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.

Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.

I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life.