Geburtsdatum | Samstag, 04. März 1967 |
Geburtsort | Cheam |
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Beschreibung | Timothy Mark Vine ist ein englischer Komiker, Schauspieler, Autor und Moderator, der vor allem für seine Wortspiele und andere witzige Sprüche sowie seine Rolle in der TV-Sitcom Not Going Out bekannt ist. Er hat außerdem mehrere Stand-up-Comedy-Specials veröffentlicht und mehrere Witzebücher geschrieben. Er ist der jüngere Bruder von Jeremy Vine. |
Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.''
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
