Geburtsdatum | Dienstag, 17. Juli 1917 |
Geburtsort | Lima |
Todesdatum | Montag, 20. August 2012 |
Todesort | Los_Angeles |
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Beschreibung | Phyllis Ada Driver, besser bekannt als Phyllis Diller (* 17. Juli 1917 in Lima, Ohio; † 20. August 2012 in Los Angeles, Kalifornien), war eine US-amerikanische Komikerin und Schauspielerin. Sie galt als Pionierin der Stand-up-Comediennes in den Vereinigten Staaten und damit als Vorreiterin von Komikerinnen wie , , Joan Rivers, Lily Tomlin, Sandra Bernhard, Joy Behar, Rosie O’Donnell und Roseanne Barr. |
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
