Geburtsdatum | Montag, 30. August 1948 |
Geburtsort | Washington |
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Beschreibung | Lewis Black (* 30. August 1948 in Silver Spring, Maryland) ist ein US-amerikanischer Komiker, Schauspieler und Autor. |
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'
And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
