Geburtsdatum | Dienstag, 07. Februar 1956 |
Geburtsort | Chicago |
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Beschreibung | Philip Soltanec (geboren am 7. Februar 1956), öffentlich auch als Emo Philips bekannt, ist ein amerikanischer Schauspieler, Stand-up-Comedian, Autor und Produzent. Seine Stand-up-Comedy-Persönlichkeit verwendet Paraprosdoki, die er mit einer wandernden Falsettstimme spricht. Die verwirrte, kindliche Darbietung seines Materials erzeugt das beabsichtigte komische Timing auf eine Art und Weise, die an die "Weisheit der Kinder" oder den "idiot savant" erinnert. |
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
