Rita Rudner

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.